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Modern Day Phaeton Speaks to Apollo

Yo, dad!
the kids at school keep saying you arn't my real dad
and moms a slut, and i'm a bitch and i beat up a kid...
so mom got mad.
when i told them what they said, i heard her call you
and then she sent me to your house
but it's morning, and you're not home
i know i know, work...
but like... dad
I want to prove i am your son.
and last i heard maury povich only cared about parents who have doubts not their children
nor do i think he could get you to make a public appearence
i mean, it's been a few years.