american Q explains a flash-grenade teleportation device

In this day and age you can't just pop smoke and disappear my young man. with NVG and thermal vision it just doesn't work anymore to simply distract the eye and run to get out of a sticky situation. Now you've heard of flash-bangs of course, well we have invented the Flash-port. With this device merely focus your built in computer to a precise location and throw the grenade. It's light will burn the retinas of anyone staring at it so they become blind along with dissembling your molecular structure outwards in a small sphere then shooting them through space into your desired location where they will constrict back together to form you again. Think of it as one of those star-balls you got as a kid. it grows and separates into a ball that can bounce, but then comes back together forming it's original shape.

a nice line...

when you find that one step above me i'll smile as i send you on your way to something far sweeter than my lips and my heart